I have been a horrible mum today.
There is simply no denying it. This morning I snapped, nagged, rolled my eyes, grumbled and moaned. Shoes were lost, someone (not me, I hasten to add) needed an ill-timed poo, and my son sat in the car for a full 7 minutes while I chased, cajoled and convinced, before admitting he had no idea where his book bag was. Then I erupted.
I’m always late.
We’re never organised.
Mornings are always hellish.
Whinge, whinge, whinge.
Arriving bagless, he exchanged a Don’t ask, she’s on one today! look with his childminder, I rushed off with a hug and a ‘Shall we be friends?’ With a tousle of the hair, I was gone. Next stop, dropping off the freshly poo’d daughter and the shoeless miscreant who had refused to get in her car seat. And as fast as the fog was lifting from the car, a heavy feeling weighed down on me and settled for the day. I forgot to thank my son for helping with the packed lunches. I never wished him luck practising his races for sports day. I probably gave the impression that I’d rather do anything in the world than walk him to the door of his classroom and wave him in. My daughters probably thought I was desperate to get rid of them, I handed them over with ramblings about being held up by a poo and briefly explained why my youngest was (on a warm June day) wearing wellies.
Only when the car was empty, peaceful and I realised that despite the rush, I would be on time for work, did I feel like I could cry.
I’d forgotten to promise my older daughter that I would look after the toy dog she takes in the car (with a real lead). She would wonder if I’d leave her in the hot car (I’m not supposed to do that). She would wonder if I’d let the other teachers in the staff room hold her or take her for a walk at break time (only Kate and Sarah are allowed to do that). She would wonder if I’d remembered that the children I teach aren’t allowed to talk loudly around her (she would be frightened). On removing my laptop from the car, I unearthed a tiny purple shoe and thought about the little girl with stripy wellies asking for her ‘shoes-on’ (never ‘shoes’, always ‘shoes-on’).
For the remainder of the day I played that 30 minutes over and over. I thought about the children walking into my classroom. How many of them had started the day on the same footing? Had any of my students had a blazing row, been chastised for losing something they needed for school?
I thought about that little boy who’d been so helpful this morning. Ugh, how I wished I’d followed my mum’s advice for life ‘think before you speak…’ I thought about the episode of Topsy and Tim I had to endure last week – rolling my eyes and tutting incredulously – where their mummy explained calmly and rationally (in a situation that I would so easily have hit the roof – she told them not to let go of the balloon: they did. She told them to be careful carrying the cupcakes: they dropped them). The eerily pleasant Topsy and Tim mummy encouraged her eerily angelic twins to ‘take a deep breath and wait a minute’. Oh, my, goodness. 32 years old and I was being educated by a programme aimed at children 7 and under? Well at least the irony of that gave me my first laugh of the day.
By the time tea time arrived, it was clear we were all friends again.
We watched an episode of Horrid Henry. We reassured ourselves; we would never be that horrid.
They fought over a small whistling toy chick.
I got a record number of hugs from the tiny one.
I answered a record number of questions from the big boy.
I used no less than 4 regional accents in their bedtime story.
And after a heavy storm, there is often be a rainbow: they went to bed happy. Children are amazing creatures. Book-bags have a habit of growing legs and walking (as do tiny shoes). And it appears that Topsy and Tim isn’t complete and utter codswallop either.
Tonight I’ll count every single blessing, and tomorrow I will try again.
I am right there with you today. Not my best mothering day to date, but we did end with prayers and snuggles. Tomorrow is a new day and the challenges will start again, but His grace is also new every morning. Thank goodness for that!
It’s so reassuring to know I’m not alone in this! I am so lucky to have really wonderful children – but I don’t get it right every day! (Or any day this week!)
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As we say in Gods Iwn County “allus last push oop” . We all have days like that – ask yer Mum!!!
Thanks dad. Love you x
Some days are bad but you are never a bad mum
Thank you – I just wish I had the capacity to calm down and think before I speak sometimes!x
The good news is that you are much better at’th last push oop than I am on “those days”. I would be late!!
Haha but you wouldn’t really because to you, half an hour early is late!x
One day, I called my mother and confessed, “It’s 9:15 am, and I’ve already yelled at my children 10x today!” to which my mother responded with several stories of her own where she had completely lost it with all of us (there were SIX of us, can you imagine???) I told her that I don’t remember her ever raising her voice to us and she laughed for a full minute or more before answering, “That’s called selective memory!” Thank God, for selective memory! I’m counting on this with my own four children! You are a GREAT Momma, from what I’ve read here. Keep doing what you’re doing. There will be days when you think you are the most amazing Momma on Earth – and there will ALSO be days when you’re glad that Super Nanny is not filming an episode of your life. Believe me when I say this, I’m speaking from my own experience.
Oh Barb you are the kindest soul. Thank you for your words of encouragement! I will battle on regardless…